BANANA" Defined: "build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything"

Tusculum, TN: Town planners propose a ban on methadone maintenance treatment 1000 feet from "...any residential dwelling, a school, daycare center, park, church, synagogue, mortuary, hospital or any establishment that sells alcohol for off-premises consumption." Yes-mortuaries are a "protected" class - concern over the welfare of the undertakers, or perhaps their clients? Greeneville Sun (TN),15 Oct 08